- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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