- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Obama

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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