What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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