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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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