- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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