once you go black your credit goes wack

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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