how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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NEVER

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snowglobe

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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