That's what SHE said!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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my whole life!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Woman rights.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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