How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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