yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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