- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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