Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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I need to start studying.

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How would you rule?

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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You sick fiend

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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