- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What comes after 23? 24.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

yolo your orange looks orange

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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