- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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