- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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