- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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