- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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