- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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