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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

copy me and i will kill you

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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