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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

to get to the other side.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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