- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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