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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

women's rights

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.