The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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minorities

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Anti Joke

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