What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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