Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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I drive a 'rarri

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hi joshua

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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