- Anti Joke

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

I'd like to make a withdraw

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges