- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Logan's gay

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??