- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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