- Anti Joke

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

knock knock whos there? nobody