100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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The dewey decimal system

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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It's all Taggart

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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