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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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