The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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knock knock There's no door

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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