- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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