Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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The queen having a shit

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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THE GAME

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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