Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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School

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