- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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