- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Justin Bieber.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

so...um, yeah

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

where's mom I killed her

Your mom.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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