Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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