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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Get on the boat.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

im telling maguire

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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