- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

minorities

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

If youre African, why are you white?

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Raveena Thandhan

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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