- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Obama lin Baden.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what is orange? an orange

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