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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Justin's life

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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