Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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