- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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