- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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