If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Two planes walk into an office building

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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