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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Black people are the scum of the earth

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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