- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.