A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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