why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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4 hours later.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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