- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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