One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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