- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

darude- sandstorm

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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