- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

One day a man walked into a wall

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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