Massie is a fatass

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Gay republicans

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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