- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

so the weather's nice...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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