What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

so the weather's nice...

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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