- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

I'm gay.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

black people

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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