roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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why did the black guy die? cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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