What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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