whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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You will not press the like button.

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CHORGLUND

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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so...um, yeah

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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