Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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My Boyfriend

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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