Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Terraria

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Ben Affleck

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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