Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Dwight Howard

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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