Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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