- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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