- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

women's rights

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

"Knock knock..." "come in"

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why? Why Not?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Anti Joke

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