- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Without geometry life would be pointless

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Do you play piano? No

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

whats your budget like? a budget.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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