Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

rent a cops

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

why was the boy sad? because.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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