- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What comes after 23? 24.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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