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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

I work at jcpenny

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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