Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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