- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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