What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

feminists.

roses are red violets are blue

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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