- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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