What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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