- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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