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What did the fish say after he

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

seek beauty

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

my gramma died

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Bags of delicious poop.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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