- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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