You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I like the color potato.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Blake wilkeys hair style

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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