If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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