- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

womans rights...

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

your face is kinda funny

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A Pakistani news reader.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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