An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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